|"I'm right HERE and much more interesting than that bitch on TV!"|
You see, Doogs is what one would call a 'velcro Dane'....meaning that he LOVES his people-meaning us-and wants to be near, on, snuggling us all the time...even when I am laying on the floor trying to do sit ups...
|"Ok, if you're gonna die, please open my foodbag first..."|
|"Gimme that fucking cupcake or I'll rip out your jugular when you're asleep..."|
And no one can make sleep look as good as him, though I will never be as flexible to ball myself up or pull my legs above my head (as my husband would like I'm sure)
|Yes, he is sleeping head down somehow...|
See, he is terrified we will leave him, as his original owners did, chained in the backyard to a tree, because they didn't realize he was deaf. He has separation anxiety for everything, apparently...
|Doogs fell asleep while chewing Kong bone|
In fact he is so tolerant, and will let us do anything, which is both a good thing and why he got rescued from the shelter after being dumped, and bad because he dealt with way much more than he should have...but he is a smart cookie, after all he chose us!
|He looks better in my glasses than I do!|