Polar Bear

Polar Bear
My Boy

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

I'll get you, my pretty...

So today I feel like a house landed on my sister (cue the flying monkey's music)...



Or at least a large pillow landed onto my little dog...

So here's some honesty for you...I am hungry, and super fucking grumpy, and I miss normal TASTY food.  And vegetables are really getting on my goddamn nerves.  Is there any reason we can't engineer them to taste like Pringles yet???  Seriously, WTF.

Furthermore, I am sick of people losing weight after talking about slipping off the frigging starving wagon every week, and Ooooh, they are just SO excited to have still lost!  TeeHee!  Well fuck you and your chocolate-coated lips.

Because when it comes down to it, I can't stand to see bad behavior rewarded.  Can't fucking stand it-probably because it is never my bad behavior getting rewarded-or because I'm a fucking angel-take your pick.  

So sue me if this includes you, tough shit.  And since I can tell that you are already paranoid that I am talking about YOU-I am not talking about a slip up every rare now and then-hey we ARE human.

I hate that these same people are showing their kids that they can cheat and still lose, what the hell kind of life lesson is that??  Can't wait to see what those little pricks turn out to be-clones of Mr. Madoff, and Ms. Lohan, and Mr. Clemens no doubt.  

Maybe this all stems from cheese withdrawl, I don't know but I will figure it out-even if I have to commune with my Jedi-Master.


So bear with me, I'll kick this mood tomorrow, or at least go back to internalizing my frustration and keeping my mouth shut.  Happy humpday.

8 comments:

Lanie Painie said...

Hormones anyone?

Do I need to kiss the grumpies out of you like I do my kid? They reside at the nape of your neck. Maybe one of the dogs can get them for ya.

We all have bad days. Don't let it get the best of you. I know you're not talkin' bout me cuz I'm not cheatin. That's the beauty of having easy rules.

Hope you feel better soon. And if not, I at least hope you can burn some calories with all that energy. Take care now!

Bethanny said...

Aww. I know! I tried to be sneaky and eat some of my fiances trail mix and it had pineapple in it. Im allergic to pineapple. Now my face looks like the before photo in a pro active commercial. FML. ;) I can not even attempt to cheat with healthy food.

anne h said...

Flying Monkey Music!
Yay!
Better yet?

Polar's Mom said...

Um, there's no place like home??

Karla said...

Woo hoo!!! Yikes you scared me, have a glass of wine.... Or 7!!!

Just Me said...

They're probably lying to make us feel jealous, PM. And, anyway, if it's true, it will all catch up with them...in the end.

Love the pictures - just precious.

Aliana said...

ok.

So, remind me not to tick you off! :)

Angie said...

Hehehe...this made me laught. Sorry.