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Thursday, September 23, 2010

Sheldon Cooper is my Homeboy



Many of you know I am a scientist-proudly so.  And, yes, after years of toiling as a dumb jock (and never going to class), I now revel in being a nerd.

So if you ever see CBS on Thursday nights at 7pm, you will now be privileged to see The Big Bang Theory, and the love of my life...

You see, Dr. Sheldon Cooper is the man that ALL single women 'WISH' they had, and frequently bitch about during drunken bouts of slurring (while sex-ting their ex douchebags). "All the good men are gay or taken!"  You know you've said or at least thought it before...

Take count:
Sheldon is a brilliant physicist with a Masters and two PhDs-well on his way up the tenure track.

He's a healthy, tall, blue-eyed hunk who makes a healthy living.

And best yet, he has no propensity to play mind games.  In fact, he is completely incapable of mind games, only recently learning about sarcasm.

He loves his neurotic mother, but not too much to want to live with her or even in the same state.

He loves Jesus and dismisses the immoral-and it goes without saying that he has saved himself for marriage.

He is fantastic managing money and time, and keeps a tidy house.


He prefers to breed with women who possess wider child-bearing hips.

Sure he has a touch of OCD, and will preach String Theory math until you beg for a coma, but he IS what all you single ladies have wished for!  Come on, I know I have heard you all complain about men today!

So next time you are feeling lonely, tune in, and see the culmination of your dreams and desires...the one, the only-Sheldon Cooper!
Anyone for lowering your standards?? :-)  Have a great Friday!!

14 comments:

D.Reeve said...

BAZINGA! I'm watching this show as we speak. I love it so.... <3

betternexttime said...

Just found your blog through the Hot 100 - I love me some Sheldon! I was unreasonably excited for the premiere tonight, and it did not disappoint! :)

MB said...

I love Sheldon Cooper! He's HOT - just like we'll be after the Hot 100 ;)

Lala said...

wow, I'm totally checking him out! You rock!

Angie said...

I'm gonna have to Google this guy now...I loves me a man with a touch of OCD!

Sue said...

That is a fantastic show, we have it here in Australia as well and we love it

Bethanny said...

I have never seen it. David from Roseanne is on it right?

Michele said...

Not much of a TV person, but after your description, I am going to watch that show! Stay strong!

L A U R A said...

Thank you so much for coming by my blog to visit! I'm glad we're on the same page about locker room courtesy. I don't understand why some people are just so darn rude? Anyway, looking forward to following your progress as well. Take care!

Jennifer said...

You freakin crack me up. so glad I found your blog :) And thanks for your comments over on my blog. And i think you may be right...the bike may suit me better since just one day on the elliptical has apparently tortured my ankle injury :( That will be my next trial.

Jennifer

Just Me said...

I love that show. I didn't know you were a scientist. No wonder you're so smart...no Bazinga.

Katie J said...

I L-O-V-E Sheldon! I am a little partial to Leonard too ;-D

Thanks for the comment on my blog. I look forward to watching your success!

Brigitte said...

Hello Polar's momma! Thanks for stopping by my blog! When I saw Sheldon's picture I got super excited! I love him more than anything, tee hee!!

I look forward to reading more about you and challenging ourselves for the remainder of 2010.

Mandy said...

Um, I'm pretty sure Sheldon is an Aspie. Not that he isn't everything you said he is, but there are down sides to marrying an Aspie (or being the daughter of one).