Or MUCH better yet, not even this hunk of undead ass...
No, this is the toothy vampire bitch you'll get-
Not quite as sexy, but infinitely cuter.
This brings me to my point-when I was skinnier, about 4 years ago, I loved being in pictures.
This is me at a size 8-10, freezing to death in Alaska.
Now I am the undead-shying away from mirrors but more importantly pictures...ducking behind pews at weddings, hiding behind large children in family photos. At my brother in laws wedding, they had the slide show that included a bunch of pics of them together in different places, and I thought if I die tomorrow-how will my husband ever remember what I look like enough to never date anyone again in reverence of my eternal beauty???
I felt totally pathetic. I cannot wait to feel confident enough to not request the power of veto before my family posts pictures on their facebook pages or sends pics with updates at Christmas.
Furthermore, you won't catch me near water-unlike this bathing beauty here...notice her 'bedroom eyes'-
You also will not catch me near as naked as her while swimming-shorts and t-shirt in all aqueous bodies, nor will I look as sexy as this brown beast-I've lost my come-hither look I fear. Ha
SO THE QUESTION TO YOU IS...
What have you shied away from since you've been overweight?