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Thursday, September 30, 2010

You're My Perspiration!!!

OK, part two...  
Alan's comment made me think about guys not having role models.  


Well, I'm not sure if that is completely true.  I have watched movies with my man and when said ripped actor appears semi-nude, he always looks at me like, "Could we have picked a movie with a less muscular star?  Or maybe one who keeps their shirt on and doesn't make me feel bad about my non-rippage?"


Or maybe that is just my interpretation of it...


Maybe he is really thinking, "Wipe that drool off your chin."


So I decided to come up with a few, ahemm, healthy role models for guys...so as not to appear sexist of course.  These were definitely easier to choose, since I may keep, um, memory of them locked in my brain for, um...rainy days?? ;-)


Here they are-my thinspiraton-or rather, those I would perspire my chunky ass on a treadmill for 5 hours for...
Hugh Jacked-man, as I affectionately call him-when we are getting caught in the rain with our Pina Coladas


So this saucy Aussie tops my list...he keeps himself in great shape, he is comfortable with his masculinity (think boy from Oz), he can SING, is the consummate good father, and loves his normal, down to earth wife.  This star might spur me to do PULLUPS.  A definite 5-star role model...



Clive don't-judge-my-acting-by-my-beauty-Owen

This guy can act.  And honestly I don't care if he never changes his accent for a role.  Love it-he could read me the phonebook, anytime he likes of course.  So many good roles I wouldn't know where to start...probably with his baby blues-oh but I digress...;-)  Stays at a healthy weight, fit and clean-take a cue Brad Pitt!



Johnny French Depp-get it?  Au Jus anyone??
So he smokes, drinks, is a bit thin, sometimes shaves, sometimes doesn't, chose a French chickie...hmm, why did I put him in here-he's no role model!  I just can't seem to remember why I included him...Hmm...



Cast of 300-that's 3600 abdominals people!!!


So I was just going to pick Gerard Butler, but why play favorites.  This is my homage to the healthiest cast of actor a movie has ever seen...sure Gerard dips his wick in all the wells he can find, but gotta love him.  And I don't give one big brown crap that their abs were 'enhanced' by airbrushing the edges...if I'm half naked for a whole damn movie I would expect to be sprayed within an inch of perfection, too! 

Sorry folks, I just cannot add Matthew McConaughy, as much as A Time to Kill makes me want to...I suspect recreational herbage there, not exactly the pillar of health I fear...

And my second husband...


Capt. Derek Jeter
Polite, well-spoken, loves his family, leadership, motivation, decent job...he's got it all folks. Except the perfect wife-I'm coming Derek! ;-)

And since I forgot her yesterday, I thought I'd add a little boobs to break up this sausage party.


The Divine Miss Biel
In almost every pic I have seen of her, she is doing some kind of exercise/sport.  Love that she is motivated and works hard, and her body is, well, flawless-rightfully so.  Love her and JT together-quite the fit pair.  This girl just needs to choose a few better roles, maybe ones in which she is wearing bikinis more often?


So that is my ode to good healthy body role models-feel free to add your own-I'm sure many of you ladies have a few male suggestions for my spankbank-uh, blog.  ;-)



6 comments:

Allan said...

Jessica Biel trumps the others. Thanks again, and who knew we really like the same women...

Polar's Mom said...

I think you are a TAD biased-for some reason-don't you like sausage? hahaha

Jennifer said...

You freakin crack me up...

Jennifer
http://wecanlosethepounds.blogspot.com/

Karla said...

PLEASE!!! You forgot MY first husband.... Ben Affleck, hubba bubba baby!!!

Bethanny said...

None of these guys are on my list. Well, J Depp was when he was on 21 jumpstreet. He was one of my first crushes.

Aliana said...

You and I have similiar taste my friend!! One that is not on here is my fellow Canuck, Ryan Reynolds....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh